A feature length, ultra-low budget digital movie project. It is an satirical parody of the Lord of the Rings story, as expressed in both book and film. It was inspired in concept by the excellent Bored of the Rings book by Harvard Lampoon.

After his best friend dies, Charlie hits the road and stumbles into Lighthouse Hill, a village where residents seem to know a lot more about him than they should.

Brett Gunner left the Secret Service behind him years ago, or so he thought. Called back into action when his family is taken hostage at gunpoint, Brett must crack an international drug ring that stretches from Eastern Europe to the Far East. Landing in Amsterdam, he turns into his former self, utilizing his special forces training to track down his family and take down drug dealers and pimps along the way. “Loaded with action and thrills!” – United Media Network. “This guy is the real Jason Bourne, very entertaining.” – Starburst. “Sexy and hip, awesome cars and hot babes, what’s not to like?”

The world’s top thieves join forces to pull off the heist of a lifetime. But when they find themselves pursued across Europe by a legendary French detective, they’ll have to take their game to the next level.