Based on actual creatures that for years have tormented our armed forces in the Middle East, these creatures have now invaded the southwestern deserts of the United States. The Camel Spiders now freely hunt for prey, unafraid of any predator – including man. No place is safe no one is beyond their paralyzing sting. In the end, a small band of hearty fighters are forced to make one last stand against the creatures.

A hybrid creature – half piranha and half anaconda — attacks a low-budget horror movie crew on location near her nest when her egg is stolen. Now they must outrun and kill the deadly piranhaconda as well as stop the mad scientist who stole the egg – before they all become dinner.

A group of college nerds secretly record a washed up celebrity having sex and post the tape on the internet. When the publicity revives the actress’s career, every B-list celebrity, reality show reject, and celebutante in Hollywood want to star in the guys next “production.”