Count Contini masterminds the theft of $1 billion in U.S. gold being transported in Europe. This will cause gyrations in the world’s financial markets, and Contini will profit from it. ICE chief MacDonald summons Matt Helm, “busy” photographing women models. MacDonald, in effect, makes Matt a Judas Goat, exposing his cover and encouraging Contini to make a move against Matt. The ICE agent will deal with Contini’s former lover, current lover, a British woman agent, and Contini’s lovely Asian operative before the final showdown with the Count.

Chuck Redwell is a gambling cowboy who discovers that he’s lucky at the roulette wheel if he holds hands with dancer Marie. However, Marie doesn’t like to hold hands with him, at least not in the beginning…

Two talented song-and-dance men team up after the war to become one of the hottest acts in show business.