Saul Schwartz, a married successful businessman, is bored with his life and decides he has had enough. So he gets a divorce, quits his job, and goes off to pursue his dream, in Hollywood to be a movie star. Only becoming a movie star isn’t as easy as he thought. Nobody wants an overweight, 50 year old, New Yorker who looks like a lawyer. He’s going to have to make a few adjustments.

An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. A “Lethal Weapon” style cop team tries to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distributing their wares via the “Wilderness Girls” cookie drive.

When the Texas Southern Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating and poor grades, the University is forced to pick from a team that actually goes to school. Will they even win a single game?