The downtown jungle of Los Angeles home to the downtrodden, forlorn and desperate makes the perfect roost for this trio of ancient one’s. When going out to “feed” becomes too dangerous, they concoct a plan to bring their dinner home with a all night massage parlor that offers to cater to the kinkiest of midnight tastes. But when a young woman, who has been evicted by her husband arrives on their doorstep, they don’t realize the danger they are letting into their nest.

When aspiring rappers Tymez Skwair, Fuzzy Down, and Likrish cross paths with stripper Stesha, they follow her to a mysterious strip club where the sexy ladies are really vampires in disguise. Things go from bad to worse when the vampires’ leader Kulada (Ty Badger) finds out that Tymez holds the key to the bloodsuckers’ world domination in this urban horror film that plays like “Vampire Strippers in the Hood.