A government program is trying to entice women to go to a remote island and become companions to war-scarred soldiers.

It’s Ted the Bellhop’s first night on the job…and the hotel’s very unusual guests are about to place him in some outrageous predicaments. It seems that this evening’s room service is serving up one unbelievable happening after another.

In a remote corner of England’s Peak District, a mysterious skull is unearthed. But even weirder is that Lady Sylvia steals the skull for use in worshiping – very erotically – her pagan god, The White Worm, who hungers for the taste of virginal flesh.

George has just been released from prison, and manages to get a job driving an expensive call girl from customer to customer. Initially they don’t get on – he doesn’t fit in with the high class customers Simone services. Will they ever get on?